Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT

Iron Jayden

Managed by Jon · Ranked #3 in the Fake News Power Rankings

Record

2–0

Points For

261.4

Points Against

214.9

Streak

W-2

Scouting Report

Compiled by interns

By the numbers: 130.7 points per game (Week 1: 129.6, Week 2: 131.8), a +2.2 trend, season high of 131.8 and a floor of 129.6. The arrow is pointing sideways.

At 2-0, Iron Jayden are one of the league's last unbeatens. The parade route is being planned. The parade will be one guy in a jersey honking a horn, but still.

Riding a W-2 streak into this week. Momentum is real, say people who have never watched fantasy football.

The difference-makers: Patrick Mahomes, Rhamondre Stevenson, Jonathan Taylor, Justin Jefferson. If two of them hit on the same Sunday, Iron Jayden can beat anyone in this league. If none do — well, the game log tells that story.

“Injuries are just God's waiver wire.”

Difference Makers

The names that decide Sundays

QB · KC

Patrick Mahomes

Week 3 vs MIA: a middle-of-the-pack MIA defense.

QB · CLE

Deshaun Watson

Week 3 vs CAR: Carolina allows the 11th-fewest yards per attempt.

RB · NE

Rhamondre Stevenson

Week 3 vs JAX: a middle-of-the-pack JAX defense.

RB · IND

Jonathan Taylor

Week 3 vs HOU: Houston allows just 85 rushing yards per game.

WR · MIN

Justin Jefferson

Week 3 vs TB: a middle-of-the-pack TB defense.

WR · NYJ

Garrett Wilson

Week 3 vs DET: Detroit allows 43 fantasy points per game to WRs, 2nd-worst in the league.

The Roster

17 players, 15 of whom have names we recognize

Pos	Player	NFL Team	Fake News Grade
QB	Patrick Mahomes	KC	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
RB	Rhamondre Stevenson	NE	A cornerstone. Of something.
RB	Jonathan Taylor	IND	A cornerstone. Of something.
WR	Justin Jefferson	MIN	The glue guy. The glue is old.
WR	Garrett Wilson	NYJ	A warm body with a helmet.
WR	Chris Godwin Jr.	TB	A warm body with a helmet.
TE	Tyler Warren	IND	A warm body with a helmet.
WR	Wan'Dale Robinson	TEN	Vibes are immaculate. Production is not.
QB	Deshaun Watson	CLE	Certified bucket-getter.
RB	Chris Rodriguez Jr.	JAX	Vibes are immaculate. Production is not.
WR	Jayden Reed	GB	The manager's favorite. Nobody knows why.
WR	Josh Downs	IND	The glue guy. The glue is old.
TE	Mark Andrews	BAL	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
WR	Adonai Mitchell	NYJ	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
QB	Jayden Daniels	WAS	Certified bucket-getter.
K	Will Reichard	MIN	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
DEF	Titans	TEN	The glue guy. The glue is old.

Game Log

Week	Opponent	Result	Score	Narrative
Week 1	Comrade Gritty's	W	129.6 – 112.6	Handled business. Business has been handled.
Week 2	THOR	W	131.8 – 102.3	Handled business. Business has been handled.

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