Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT  ///  Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT  ///  Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
FAKE NEWS FOOTBALL
First Take meets The League
MrBigChest'sWildRide 123
Marnie 124
FNF pick: Marnie
Trick Play Kristen 118
THOR 132
FNF pick: Trick Play Kristen
Amon-Ra Doggin 117
Conspiracy Theory 146
FNF pick: Conspiracy Theory
Comrade Gritty's 132
Chase'n Brown Kids 128
FNF pick: Chase'n Brown Kids
Iron Jayden 121
immadi's Blitzers 140
FNF pick: immadi's Blitzers
MrBigChest is a buccing curse. 127
Screamin' Scoobies 129
FNF pick: MrBigChest is a buccing curse.
Game of the Week

Trick Play Kristen vs THOR: The 17-Point Argument

Our model picks Trick Play Kristen; Yahoo's line says THOR. Drew Lock vs Bo Nix decides it. Somebody's wrong, and Hank has already chosen violence.

🔥 Hot Take HankGive me Trick Play Kristen, and I'll lay the 3.9 without blinking. They project higher (118.5), they're in better form (+47.8 vs -27.1), and their ceiling (172.5) laps THOR's (129.4). THOR don't just need a good week — they need Bo Nix to play the game of his season while Drew Lock vanishes. I can talk myself into one miracle. Two is where I get off the train. Trick Play Kristen, comfortably.
📊 Spreadsheet SteveYahoo says THOR by 13.2. I'm taking Trick Play Kristen by 3.9, because projections are sticky and this line hasn't caught up to the form. THOR are priced like a 131.7-point team, but they just scored 102.3 and are trending -27.1. Meanwhile Trick Play Kristen are running +47.8 with a 172.5 ceiling, and the model has them at 129.6. The counter-case is talent: THOR project higher for a reason, and if Bo Nix and Ashton Jeanty both hit their ceilings, Yahoo's line holds and I look silly. I just wouldn't bet on both happening in the same week.
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