Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
Marnie won. Screamin' Scoobies lost. The group chat has opinions.
Final: Marnie 138.6 – 131.2 Screamin' Scoobies
Marnie edged Screamin' Scoobies 138.6 to 131.2 in a nail-biter that came down to Monday night. Screamin' Scoobies will spend the week staring at the box score the way you stare at a text you shouldn't have sent.
Tale of the Tape
Marnie
Screamin' Scoobies
Record
2
1
Points For
287.9
258.2
Points Against
273.1
226.0
Two-Week Average
144.0
129.1
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
+10.7
-4.2
Season High
149.3
131.2
Final
138.6
131.2
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Marnie win if…
Final: Marnie 138.6 – 131.2 Screamin' Scoobies. A nail-biter — it came down to the wire.
Winning football. Marnie put up 138.6 against a 144.0 average — above their usual output, and it showed.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
Screamin' Scoobies win if…
Final: Marnie 138.6 – 131.2 Screamin' Scoobies. A nail-biter — it came down to the wire.
Not enough. Screamin' Scoobies managed 131.2 against a 129.1 average — below their usual output, and it cost them.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks Marnie
7.4 points. That's not a win, that's a message. Marnie hung 138.6 on Screamin' Scoobies and never let it get interesting. 149.3 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks Marnie
Final: 138.6–131.2. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. Marnie are trending +10.7 across two weeks at a 144.0 average; Screamin' Scoobies are going -4.2. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.