Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
🎰 Fake News Sportsbook — Yahoo line vs the FNF Model
Yahoo Spread
Marnie +1.1
FNF Model
Marnie by 15.6
Over / Under
247.7
Model Score
114.5–130.1
Tale of the Tape
MrBigChest'sWildRide
Marnie
Record
0
2
Points For
179.2
287.9
Points Against
235.3
273.1
Two-Week Average
89.6
144.0
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
-4.5
+10.7
Season High
91.8
149.3
Yahoo Projection
123.3
124.4
FNF Model
114.5
130.1
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
MrBigChest'sWildRide win if…
Ride the matchup: Quinshon Judkins. Carolina allows the 3rd-highest rushing success rate.
Check the injury report: Puka Nacua. Doubtful with hip/groin issues, didn't practice all week; surgery 'not entirely off the table' per Schefter.
Contain Geno Smith. Detroit allows the most QB fantasy points, is down four defensive backs (Branch, Joseph, Maddox, Harper), and Smith is FantasyPros' DFS value play of the week — Marnie's best path goes right through him.
Marnie win if…
Ride the matchup: Geno Smith. Detroit allows the most QB fantasy points, is down four defensive backs (Branch, Joseph, Maddox, Harper), and Smith is FantasyPros' DFS value play of the week.
Check the injury report: Caleb Williams. Out 3-4 weeks (hamstring).
Contain Quinshon Judkins. Carolina allows the 3rd-highest rushing success rate — MrBigChest'sWildRide's best path goes right through him.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks MrBigChest'sWildRide
Give me MrBigChest'sWildRide. Quinshon Judkins — Carolina allows the 3rd-highest rushing success rate. Circle it, star it, whatever — just start him. Michael Penix Jr. already banked ~12.0 points on Thursday (18/25 for 256 yards, 1 TD and 1 INT). And Marnie have a genuine problem: Terry McLaurin — faces Seattle's No. 2 scoring defense with backup Marcus Mariota at QB. On paper it's Marnie by 15.6. On grass, I'm not so sure.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks Marnie
Marnie by 15.6. The projections and the matchups agree, which almost never happens. Geno Smith — Detroit allows the most QB fantasy points, is down four defensive backs (Branch, Joseph, Maddox, Harper), and Smith is FantasyPros' DFS value play of the week. MrBigChest'sWildRide's side of the sheet is uglier: Denzel Boston — draws Jaycee Horn, one of the league's best corners — an explicit RotoBaller sit call.