Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
🎰 Fake News Sportsbook — Yahoo line vs the FNF Model
Yahoo Spread
THOR +13.2
FNF Model
Trick Play Kristen by 3.9
Over / Under
250.1
Model Score
129.6–125.7
Tale of the Tape
Trick Play Kristen
THOR
Record
1
1
Points For
297.2
231.7
Points Against
227.2
221.7
Two-Week Average
148.6
115.9
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
+47.8
-27.1
Season High
172.5
129.4
Yahoo Projection
118.5
131.7
FNF Model
129.6
125.7
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Trick Play Kristen win if…
Ride the matchup: Dalton Kincaid. The Chargers allow the 9th-most fantasy points to tight ends.
Check the injury report: Drew Lock. May not even start: Sam Darnold is returning from injury in Seattle — verify before kickoff.
Contain David Montgomery. Indianapolis has allowed 404 scrimmage yards to running backs — THOR's best path goes right through him.
THOR win if…
Ride the matchup: David Montgomery. Indianapolis has allowed 404 scrimmage yards to running backs.
Survive Isaiah Likely. Heavy rain/wind in East Rutherford — a specific RotoBaller downgrade for Likely — mitigate the damage and the rest of the lineup can carry it.
Contain Dalton Kincaid. The Chargers allow the 9th-most fantasy points to tight ends — Trick Play Kristen's best path goes right through him.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks THOR
Give me THOR. David Montgomery — Indianapolis has allowed 404 scrimmage yards to running backs. Circle it, star it, whatever — just start him. George Pickens — plays in Rio with a total in the low 50s. The model says Trick Play Kristen by 3.9. The matchups say otherwise.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks Trick Play Kristen
Give me Trick Play Kristen by 3.9 — this one is about matchups, not vibes. Dalton Kincaid — the Chargers allow the 9th-most fantasy points to tight ends. Meanwhile THOR are walking into traffic: Isaiah Likely — heavy rain/wind in East Rutherford — a specific RotoBaller downgrade for Likely.