Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
THOR won. Amon-Ra Doggin lost. The group chat has opinions.
Final: THOR 129.4 – 89.9 Amon-Ra Doggin
THOR took care of Amon-Ra Doggin 129.4 to 89.9. A professional win. No notes, except the ones we're taking, which say 'Amon-Ra Doggin might want to check the waiver wire.'
Tale of the Tape
Amon-Ra Doggin
THOR
Record
1
1
Points For
198.5
231.7
Points Against
192.2
221.7
Two-Week Average
99.2
115.9
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
+18.7
-27.1
Season High
108.6
129.4
Final
89.9
129.4
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Amon-Ra Doggin win if…
Final: THOR 129.4 – 89.9 Amon-Ra Doggin. A blowout — this was over early.
Not enough. Amon-Ra Doggin managed 89.9 against a 99.2 average — below their usual output, and it cost them.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
THOR win if…
Final: THOR 129.4 – 89.9 Amon-Ra Doggin. A blowout — this was over early.
Winning football. THOR put up 129.4 against a 115.9 average — above their usual output, and it showed.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks THOR
39.5 points. That's not a win, that's a message. THOR hung 129.4 on Amon-Ra Doggin and never let it get interesting. 129.4 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks THOR
Final: 129.4–89.9. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. THOR are trending -27.1 across two weeks at a 115.9 average; Amon-Ra Doggin are going +18.7. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.