Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
immadi's Blitzers won. Conspiracy Theory lost. The group chat has opinions.
Final: immadi's Blitzers 192.9 – 136.1 Conspiracy Theory
immadi's Blitzers dismantled Conspiracy Theory 192.9 to 136.1 in a game that was over by the second quarter of the 1pm slate. Conspiracy Theory has requested that this game be stricken from the record. Request denied. This is Fake News Football — we keep receipts.
Tale of the Tape
Conspiracy Theory
immadi's Blitzers
Record
0
1
Points For
278.0
255.7
Points Against
342.2
244.6
Two-Week Average
139.0
127.8
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
+5.8
-130.1
Season High
141.9
192.9
Final
136.1
192.9
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Conspiracy Theory win if…
Final: immadi's Blitzers 192.9 – 136.1 Conspiracy Theory. A blowout — this was over early.
Not enough. Conspiracy Theory managed 136.1 against a 139.0 average — below their usual output, and it cost them.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
immadi's Blitzers win if…
Final: immadi's Blitzers 192.9 – 136.1 Conspiracy Theory. A blowout — this was over early.
Winning football. immadi's Blitzers put up 192.9 against a 127.8 average — above their usual output, and it showed.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks immadi's Blitzers
56.8 points. That's not a win, that's a message. immadi's Blitzers hung 192.9 on Conspiracy Theory and never let it get interesting. 192.9 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks immadi's Blitzers
Final: 192.9–136.1. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. immadi's Blitzers are trending -130.1 across two weeks at a 127.8 average; Conspiracy Theory are going +5.8. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.