Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
Comrade Gritty's favored by 3.8. Chaos favored by history.
🎰 Fake News Sportsbook — Yahoo line vs the FNF Model
Yahoo Spread
Comrade Gritty's -3.8
FNF Model
Chase'n Brown Kids by 8.9
Over / Under
260.6
Model Score
122.3–131.2
Tale of the Tape
Comrade Gritty's
Chase'n Brown Kids
Record
0
1
Points For
200.2
255.8
Points Against
302.1
247.6
Two-Week Average
100.1
127.9
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
-25.0
+39.3
Season High
112.6
147.6
Yahoo Projection
132.2
128.4
FNF Model
122.3
131.2
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Comrade Gritty's win if…
Count the Thursday money. Matthew Golden already banked ~21.0 (5 catches for 100 yards and a TD) — the week started early and started well.
Survive Trevor Lawrence. Mike Fanelli's sit of the week: New England has held QBs to 8.8 fantasy points per game, 4th-fewest in the NFL — mitigate the damage and the rest of the lineup can carry it.
Contain Blake Corum. Denver allows the 4th-most fantasy points to RBs — Chase'n Brown Kids' best path goes right through him.
Chase'n Brown Kids win if…
Ride the matchup: Blake Corum. Denver allows the 4th-most fantasy points to RBs.
Check the injury report: Saquon Barkley. Will play Monday night through a stinger — in a cowboy collar.
Answer Matthew Golden. He banked ~21.0 on Thursday (5 catches for 100 yards and a TD) — Chase'n Brown Kids are chasing from the opening whistle.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks Chase'n Brown Kids
Same pick as Steve, different religion: Chase'n Brown Kids by 8.9. Tyler Shough — the Fantasy Footballers' start of the week — he leads the NFL in passing yards and gets Las Vegas.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks Chase'n Brown Kids
Give me Chase'n Brown Kids by 8.9 — this one is about matchups, not vibes. Blake Corum — Denver allows the 4th-most fantasy points to RBs. Comrade Gritty's's side of the sheet is uglier: Trevor Lawrence — Mike Fanelli's sit of the week: New England has held QBs to 8.8 fantasy points per game, 4th-fewest in the NFL.