Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
immadi's Blitzers favored by 19.1. Chaos favored by history.
🎰 Fake News Sportsbook — Yahoo line vs the FNF Model
Yahoo Spread
immadi's Blitzers +19.1
FNF Model
immadi's Blitzers by 3.7
Over / Under
260.3
Model Score
123.3–127.0
Tale of the Tape
Iron Jayden
immadi's Blitzers
Record
2
1
Points For
261.4
255.7
Points Against
214.9
244.6
Two-Week Average
130.7
127.8
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
+2.2
-130.1
Season High
131.8
192.9
Yahoo Projection
120.6
139.7
FNF Model
123.3
127.0
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Iron Jayden win if…
Ride the matchup: Garrett Wilson. Detroit allows 43 fantasy points per game to WRs, 2nd-worst in the league.
Check the injury report: Jayden Daniels. Out with a dislocated elbow — Marcus Mariota starts.
Answer Bijan Robinson. He banked ~35.3 on Thursday (29 carries for 194 yards and 2 TDs) — Iron Jayden are chasing from the opening whistle.
immadi's Blitzers win if…
Count the Thursday money. Bijan Robinson already banked ~35.3 (29 carries for 194 yards and 2 TDs) — the week started early and started well.
Check the injury report: Nico Collins. Out a second straight week (hamstring).
Contain Garrett Wilson. Detroit allows 43 fantasy points per game to WRs, 2nd-worst in the league — Iron Jayden's best path goes right through him.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks Iron Jayden
Give me Iron Jayden. Garrett Wilson — Detroit allows 43 fantasy points per game to WRs, 2nd-worst in the league. You don't overthink that one. And immadi's Blitzers have a genuine problem: Malik Nabers — heavy rain/wind in East Rutherford plus a backup quarterback. On paper it's immadi's Blitzers by 3.7. On grass, I'm not so sure.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks immadi's Blitzers
I'm on immadi's Blitzers by 3.7, and the matchup sheet is doing most of the talking. Bijan Robinson already banked ~35.3 points on Thursday (29 carries for 194 yards and 2 TDs). The problem for Iron Jayden: Deshaun Watson — Carolina allows the 11th-fewest yards per attempt.