Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
MrBigChest is a buccing curse. vs Screamin' Scoobies
Screamin' Scoobies favored by 2.4. Chaos favored by history.
🎰 Fake News Sportsbook — Yahoo line vs the FNF Model
Yahoo Spread
Screamin' Scoobies +2.4
FNF Model
MrBigChest is a buccing curse. by 4.4
Over / Under
255.9
Model Score
133.2–128.8
Tale of the Tape
MrBigChest is a buccing curse.
Screamin' Scoobies
Record
2
1
Points For
295.4
258.2
Points Against
272.3
226.0
Two-Week Average
147.7
129.1
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
+16.1
-4.2
Season High
155.7
131.2
Yahoo Projection
126.8
129.1
FNF Model
133.2
128.8
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
MrBigChest is a buccing curse. win if…
Ride the matchup: Derrick Henry. Gets Dallas in Rio in one of the week's highest totals (low 50s).
Survive Dak Prescott. In Rio against Baltimore — and a Tim Heaney sit candidate this week — mitigate the damage and the rest of the lineup can carry it.
Contain Josh Allen. In a tier of his own this week (Lindy's) — Screamin' Scoobies' best path goes right through him.
Screamin' Scoobies win if…
Ride the matchup: Josh Allen. In a tier of his own this week (Lindy's).
Survive Jameson Williams. The Jets have allowed the 2nd-fewest passing yards in the league — mitigate the damage and the rest of the lineup can carry it.
Contain Derrick Henry. Gets Dallas in Rio in one of the week's highest totals (low 50s) — MrBigChest is a buccing curse's best path goes right through him.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks Screamin' Scoobies
Give me Screamin' Scoobies. Josh Allen — in a tier of his own this week (Lindy's). That's not a matchup, that's a gift. Kyren Williams — Denver allows the 4th-most fantasy points to RBs. And MrBigChest is a buccing curse. have a genuine problem: Dak Prescott — in Rio against Baltimore — and a Tim Heaney sit candidate this week. The model says MrBigChest is a buccing curse. by 4.4. The matchups say otherwise.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks MrBigChest is a buccing curse.
MrBigChest is a buccing curse. by 4.4. The projections and the matchups agree, which almost never happens. Derrick Henry — gets Dallas in Rio in one of the week's highest totals (low 50s). Screamin' Scoobies's side of the sheet is uglier: Jameson Williams — the Jets have allowed the 2nd-fewest passing yards in the league.