Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// Trick Play Kristen LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ TACO'S LOCK OF THE WEEK IS IN: FADE ACCORDINGLY +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT

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Twelve managers entered. One will leave with glory. The other eleven will leave with a group chat full of regrets. This is the loudest, least qualified fantasy football coverage on the internet.

Week 3: The Main Events

Odds set by our bookmaker, a Magic 8-Ball

Week 3 · Game 1

MrBigChest'sWildRidevsMarnie

123.3 – 124.4 proj.

Marnie +1.1 · O/U 247.7

“The FNF Model agrees with Yahoo: Marnie by 15.6. Boring. Correct, but boring.”

Week 3 · Game 2

Trick Play KristenvsTHOR

118.5 – 131.7 proj.

THOR +13.2 · O/U 250.1

“Yahoo says THOR +13.2, but the FNF Model has Trick Play Kristen by 3.9. Disagreement: the best kind of content.”

Week 3 · Game 3

Amon-Ra DogginvsConspiracy Theory

117.3 – 145.6 proj.

Conspiracy Theory +28.3 · O/U 262.9

“The FNF Model agrees with Yahoo: Conspiracy Theory by 30.2. Boring. Correct, but boring.”

Week 3 · Game 4

Comrade Gritty'svsChase'n Brown Kids

132.2 – 128.4 proj.

Comrade Gritty's -3.8 · O/U 260.6

“Yahoo says Comrade Gritty's -3.8, but the FNF Model has Chase'n Brown Kids by 8.9. Disagreement: the best kind of content.”

Week 3 · Game 5

Iron Jaydenvsimmadi's Blitzers

120.6 – 139.7 proj.

immadi's Blitzers +19.1 · O/U 260.3

“The FNF Model agrees with Yahoo: immadi's Blitzers by 3.7. Boring. Correct, but boring.”

Week 3 · Game 6

MrBigChest is a buccing curse.vsScreamin' Scoobies

126.8 – 129.1 proj.

Screamin' Scoobies +2.4 · O/U 255.9

“Yahoo says Screamin' Scoobies +2.4, but the FNF Model has MrBigChest is a buccing curse. by 4.4. Disagreement: the best kind of content.”

Week 1 Week 2 Week 3

Fake News Power Rankings

Rankings are final until next week

MrBigChest is a buccing curse.Managed by scott

2-0 and top of the pile with 295.4 points. The most complete team through two weeks — and now everyone's gunning for them.

2–0295.4 PF

MarnieManaged by Marnie

2-0 with 287.9 PF and a +10.7 scoring trend. Unbeaten, but the numbers say the gap is thinner than the record suggests.

2–0287.9 PF

Iron JaydenManaged by Jon

2-0 with 261.4 PF and a +2.2 scoring trend. Unbeaten, but the numbers say the gap is thinner than the record suggests.

2–0261.4 PF

Trick Play KristenManaged by Kristen

Leads the league with 297.2 points after a 172.52-point Week 2 nuke — the highest single week of the season. Ceiling: the moon.

1–1297.2 PF

Screamin' ScoobiesManaged by Bill Skubinna

1-1 with 258.2 points. Perfectly mid — which in this league means one monster week from glory or collapse.

1–1258.2 PF

Chase'n Brown KidsManaged by Mike

1-1 but surging: +39.3 from Week 1 to Week 2. The arrow is pointing straight up.

1–1255.8 PF

immadi's BlitzersManaged by immadi

1-1 and sliding -130.1. The talent is there; the trajectory is not.

1–1255.7 PF

THORManaged by aconn

1-1 and sliding -27.1. The talent is there; the trajectory is not.

1–1231.7 PF

Amon-Ra DogginManaged by Jimmy

1-1 with 198.5 points. Perfectly mid — which in this league means one monster week from glory or collapse.

1–1198.5 PF

Conspiracy TheoryManaged by Jensen

0-2 with 278.0 points — second-most in the league. They've also allowed a league-worst 342.2. Wrong place, wrong opponents.

0–2278.0 PF

Comrade Gritty'sManaged by Mikhail A

0-2 and 200.2 points. The numbers are not kind, and neither are we.

0–2200.2 PF

MrBigChest'sWildRideManaged by Elliot Drabs

0-2 and 179.2 points. The numbers are not kind, and neither are we.

0–2179.2 PF

First Take: Week 3 Debate

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🔥 Hot Take Hank

Screamer of takes · Played JV

WEEK 3, BABY! TRICK PLAY KRISTEN VERSUS THOR! TRICK PLAY KRISTEN ARE RUNNING +47.8 AND THOR ARE AT -27.1! DREW LOCK VS BO NIX — THAT'S THE GAME! YAHOO SAYS THOR +13.2! NUMBERS DON'T LIE, PEOPLE — BUT THEY DO ARGUE! STEVE, BACK ME UP!

📊 Spreadsheet Steve

Numbers guy · Never played

The game of the week is Trick Play Kristen vs THOR, and it's our biggest model disagreement: the FNF Model says Trick Play Kristen win outright, 3.9 — against Yahoo's line of THOR +13.2. Form check — Trick Play Kristen: 148.6 avg, +47.8 trend, 172.5 high. THOR: 115.9 avg, -27.1 trend, 129.4 high. Keep an eye on Chris Olave vs Ja'Marr Chase — the wideout battle likely decides the late window. Hank is yelling. The spreadsheet is calm. The spreadsheet is usually right.

🌮 Taco's Lock of the Week

Trick Play Kristen over THOR

Taco saw that Trick Play Kristen put up 172.5 once and decided that means they do it every week. The 172.5 is real. The logic is not. (The FNF Model independently likes Trick Play Kristen by 3.9, for actual reasons.)

Disclaimer: Taco once drafted a kicker in the third round. Fade accordingly. Past performance is not indicative of future results, but in Taco's case it absolutely is.